I wanted to make sure I posted this before April Fool's Day so no one would have reason to doubt the validity of my story.
Question: Who sleeps with the nightlight on not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him?
Answer: Chuck Norris.
This evening I was no more than fifteen feet away from Chuck himself as he accepted an award at Texas A&M and spoke about his philosophy of determination and positive attitude. I've got a picture to prove it, though I didn't get one with Chuck. There were way too many folks asking for autographs and pictures, so I didn't want to trouble the man who double-crossed the devil in exchange for rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Jokes aside, Chuck Norris is a pretty incredible guy and has a great message that he can deliver as a result of his popularity. Thank YOU Chuck Norris! - Evan
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When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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